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Tags: Iraq]]> http://www.nimisis.com/comments/comment_165 Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:14:23 GMT
Tags: Iraq]]> http://www.nimisis.com/posts/comical_ali Wed, 09 Apr 2003 17:04:51 GMT
News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.

US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

Tags: Iraq, Bush]]> http://www.nimisis.com/comments/comment_158 Mon, 31 Mar 2003 16:07:07 GMT
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning World War III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"

Tags: Bush, Iraq, joke]]> http://www.nimisis.com/comments/comment_52 Sat, 21 Sep 2002 00:27:43 GMT